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- 30 September 1992
- Jeff Martin
- Rich Moore
- Executive Producer
- Al Jean
- Guest Stars
- Jon Lovitz
- DVD Commentary
- Matt Groening
- Gary M. Gadsdon
Where the Saints of Football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish reoundelay
Cast: New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks and whores, New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores
If you wanna go to hell
you should take that trip to the Sodom
And Gomorrah n the Mississip
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile, New Orleans!
Putrid, backish, maggoty, foul, New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank, New Orleans!
Woman: What's the matter honey? Are you lost?
Marge:I'm looking for my sister, Stella.
My name is Blanche DuBois
I thought my like would be a Mardi Gras
A never-ending party
I'm a faded Southern dame
without a dime
Apu: I'm collecting for the Evening Star
Marge: Come here.
I want to kiss you just once
softly and sweetly, on your mouth.
Apu: I am just a simple paperboy
No romance do I seek
I just wanted 40 cents
for my delivieries last week
Will this bewitching floozy
seduce this humble newsie
Oh, what's a paperboy to do?
Cant you hear me yell-a?
You're putting me through hell-a
Marge: Whoever you are,
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers
Cast: You can always depend
on the kindness of strangers
To buck up your spirits
and shield you from dangers
Marge: Now, here's a tip from Blanche
You wont regret
Cast: A strangers just a friend
you havent met
You havent met
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