Marge vs. The Monorail
Production Code
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Episode Number
13 January 1993
Conan O'Brien
Rich Moore
Executive Producer
Al Jean
Mike Reiss
Guest Stars
Phil Hartman
Leonard Nemoy
DVD Commentary
Matt Groening
Al Jean
Mike Reiss
Conan O'Brien
Rich Moore
David Silverman
Gary M. Gadsdon
Lyrics Lyle Lanley: Well sir, there's nothing on earth
better than an geniune, bonnified, electrified
six car monorail
What'd I say?
Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's Right, Monorail!
Townspeople: Monorail, Monorail
Miss. Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley Not on your life my Hindu friend
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cusshy jobs
Grampa: Were you sent here by the Devil?
Lyle Lanley: No good sir, I'm on the level
Chief Wiggum: The Ring came off my pudding can
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
throw up your hands
and raise your voice!
Townspeople: Monorail, Monorail
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Townspeople: Monorail
Lyle Lanley: Once again!
Townspeople: Monorail
Marge: But Main Street is still all cracked and broken
Bart: Sorry Mom, the Mob has spoken
Townspeople: Monorail, Monorail
Monorail, Monorail
Homer: Mono..... D'oh!
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