Lyrics
Lisa: Hey what are you hiding
under that funny hair.
I know the lights are on but there's no body there.
I need a new life
I need a new next of kin
So I've got news for you.
Brother, I'm trading you in.

Bart & Lisa: For anyone else
In the world I'd rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Lisa: Somebody to be a friend in need
somebody who would care about me
Bart & Lisa: Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart: (Whistle)
Hey, Little Miss. Perfect who made you the queen?
Who said it was cool to be so squeaky clean.
Awww... Man.
I need a play mate
Someone who knows how to have some fun
So I've got news for you.
Sister your time has come
Your time has come.

Bart & Lisa: Anyone Else
In the world I'd rather have than you
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart: Somebody who's got a radical mind
Over the edge and way outta line.

Bart & Lisa: Anyone else
in the whole wide world would do.

Lisa: I'm gonna trade you in
Hmm... Yeah... I'm gonna trade you in.
You're too much to take
You're completely deranged.
I'll sell you for a dime and
give nine cents change.

Bart: I wouldn't take any money
that's a losing bet.
I'd trade you in for anyone I could get.
Lisa: Anything I could get
Bart: Any time I could get it.
Lisa: Anywhere I could get it.

Bart & Lisa: Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart: Somebody to be a friend in need.
Lisa: Somebody to care about me
Bart & Lisa: Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
Bart: Somebody to be a friend in need.
Lisa: Somebody to care about me.