Lyrics
Homer: Bart? Bart!? Bart! BART!
Bart: I didnt do it, nobody saw me do it,
you cant prove anything!
Yo!
Hey what's happening dude,
I'm a guy with a rep for being rude
Terrorising people where ever I go
It's not intentional
just keeping the flow
Fixing test scores
to get the best scores
Dropping Banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made
delinquency an art
Last Name Simpson,
First name Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
the next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm
and so can you, Ugh.
So move your body if you've got the notion
front to back in a rock like motion
Now that you got it
if you think you can
do it to the music that's the Bartman

Backup Singers: Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can man
Front to back, to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can man
Front to back, to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Bart: It wasn't long ago
just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, real deep,
Homer was yelling,
Homer: BART!
Bart: Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time and the air lurks gloom
sitting by myself confined to my room
when all else fails nothing else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove!

Backup Singers: Move your body if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't you slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson.

Backup Singers: Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Turn it out if you can, man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Backup Singers: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman
Pick your feet up off the floor let 'em glide!
Backup Singers: Do the Bartman
Bart: DO the Bartman
She can do it, He can do it so can I.
Backup Singers: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman
Now here's a dance beat you cant deny.
Homer: Turn it down! Will you turn off that infernal racket!?
Backup Singers: DO THE BARTMAN!

Bart: Oh my ears.
Lisa put that saxophone away.
You can touch this.
I didn't do it, nobody say me do it, there's no way you can prove anything.
So, I'm in the house feeling good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone
and if it was mine you know they'd take it away
still I'm feeling good so that's okay,
I'm up in my room
just singing a song
listening to kick-drum, kicking along.
Yeah, Lisa likes Jazz she's her number one fan
but you know I'm bad cos I do the Bartman.

Backup Singers: Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can man
Front to back, to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman

Bart: Do the Bartman
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Backup Singers: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman
She can do it, He can do it so can I.

Backup Singers: Move your body if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, Let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Bart: I'm a Bartman

Backup Singers: Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can man
Front to back, to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can man
Front to back, to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman

Move your body if you've got the notion
Front to back in a rock like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, Let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction.
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman
Bart: Oh wow, man.