Lyrics
Homer: Born under a bad sign
I been down, since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
you know I wouldn't have no luck at all

Hard luck and trouble, is my only friend
I been on my own, ever since I was ten
Born under a bad sign
I been down, since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
you know I wouldn't have no luck at all

I don't like to read, I can hardly write
My whole life has been one big fight
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck
than I wouldn't have no luck at all
And that ain't no lie

You know, if it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no kind-a-luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

You know fear of falling, is all I crave
A big bag of pork rinds is
gonna carry me to my grave
Born under a bad sign
I been down, since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I tell ya, I wouldn't have no luck at all

Good take boys
Yeahhh!
I think now that I'm a blues singer
I should have some kind of name...
How bout Muddy Simpson?
No, Big Homer. T-bone Homer
Blind Lemon Simpson
Blind Lemon-lime Homer
Blind grapefruit Homer
Blind strawberry alarm clock Homer
No that's....
They used that