Metal Gear Simpsons: With a Vengeance
Concept By: Leif Jensen and Gary M. Gadsdon
Written By: Gary M. Gadsdon


Authors Notes: This fic came about after I was reading another fan fic over at Fanfiction.net which had Maggie being taken in by the Lovejoys when Bart and Lisa move away to South Park (yes, THAT South Park). I was kinda inspired by it, and it gave the basic concept for this fic, but I wanted a different approach, I wrote my own concept, but Leif also provided some and I mixed the two, using more from Leif's concept than my own. After a while writing I decided to give it the Metal Gear title, and weave in references to the original Metal Gear Solid game. In the Metal Gear Solid canon, this would be placed between Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2, it does contain spoilers for The original game, I suggest you play it before reading beyond Part Four.

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Part Five - Solid Snake
Snake automatically realised who had just shown up. Wade Durnt is now above the box from which he was hiding behind. Snake quickly turned around and started to point his USP at Wade, Bart retained his gun pointing at Snake.

"You couldn't be..." says Snake
"Oh but I am, Snake" says Durnt

The beard that Durnt had turns out to be false. He pulls it off, Snake now knows in full who Durnt really is.

"LIQUID!" shouts Snake.
"Liquid?" asks Lisa
"You were supposed to be dead" says Snake
"You're forgetting brother, I can not die as long you still live" says Liquid
"So it was you all these years" shouts Snake
"And now if you'll excuse me" says Liquid as he jumps out of the window
"Damn it" shouted Snake as he runs up towards the window.

Snake turns around and starts to walk for the door. Bart and Maggie continue to have their AK and M4 pointed at him.

"I'm not an enemy. Calm down" Snake says.
"And we're supposed to believe that?" says Bart
"You killed our parents" continues Maggie
"So, you're the Simpsons. I'm sorry about your parents, it wasn't originally part of my orders" says Snake.
"And we're supposed to believe that?" says Bart
"You can believe what you want kid. Right now, my orders are to prevent a Nuclear Holocaust" says Snake

Just then an alarm sounds.

"This building will self destruct in T-Minus 10 minutes" announces a voice
"Looks like we have to get out of here" says Snake
"Who's we?" says Bart
"Look, you don't want to die do you" says Snake "You have two options follow me, or die"
"....Right" says Bart "Lets go"

Snake leads Bart, Lisa and Maggie out to an escape route. Out on the streets, they see the building they were just in collapse.

"Well, that was close." says Lisa
"We're still not safe, we need to get out of here" says Snake.
"We have a place were we can hold up. You better tell us everything." says Maggie
"Fine." says Snake.

Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Snake drive to The Simpson house.

"Now, lets start from the top, why did you kill our parents" says Bart
"Thats not the top kid." says Snake
"Huh?" questions Bart
"I was sent here by my friend Otacon to investigate whether a new type of Metal Gear was in production by a man you call Mr. Burns. Otacon found that Liquid was planning on taking over the project and use it to launch nuclear missiles at key government locations in the United States and the United Kingdom. We were basically working in cooperation with the FBI." says Snake
"The FBI? Wait a minute..." says Bart
"You mean, that the FBI knew that it was you who killed our parents all along?" says Maggie
"Yes. In fact they ordered me to do it" says Snake
"What?" shouts the three kids
"There's more for me to say. I had infiltrated Liquid's ranks as an assistant to him, where he overheard Mr. Burns talking on his way home from a trip to Turkey. My orders were to carry out any command that Liquid issued to me. The first command he gave me was to assassinate your parents, the FBI told me to carry them out as well." says Snake
"So the FBI did not investigate the issue except for extracting your Berreta M92F Bullets from their bodies because they knew that it was you who done it." asks Bart
"Correct" says Snake
"...and then why has it taken twenty years" asks Lisa
"Your guess is as good as mine" states Snake
"There's still one thing I get" states Bart "If the FBI knew everything from the start, why did they seperate us rather than simply just put us in an Orphanage?"
"To keep us from figuring it out?" wonders Lisa
"Possibly" says Snake "Around 3 years ago, we had a new recruit join Liquids ranks under the codename MAGS"
"That would be me." says Maggie "I had begun a separate investigation under several aliases to the issue when Moe Syzlak, my adoptive father told me who my parents were and what happened when I was a baby. I arranged for Bart and Lisa's return, and I led them onto my trail. Once we were together, we chased after you, and then the rest is history."
"Sounds like quite a tale. Glad you see that I'm not an enemy." says Snake
"Be that as it may," says Bart "You killed our parents"
"Like I said previously. I apologize" says Snake "but right now we have to work together to stop Liquid. What are your names. "
"Bart..." says Bart
"...Lisa..." says Lisa
"...and Maggie Simpson" says Maggie
"Alright. Lisa you had better stay here. I saw how you were handling those M1191A1's. You can back us up with information by codec"
"No. I'm coming with you" says Lisa
"Listen, I can tell you've never used a gun before. You're too green. One pause in front of the enemy and you're dead."
"Lis. I think he has a point" says Bart "you're better off staying here, we can phone you if we need any advice"
"Alright. But first, tell me what you know about Liquid" says Lisa
"Well, what's to say about him. He's my brother, at least that's what he says. But I don't really care about that. You've probably noticed that he looks identical to me" says Snake "A few years ago, I was holed up in the middle of nowhere in Alaska, on Shadow Moses Island, to destroy a Metal Gear model that had the ability to carry up to eight nuclear warheads. Liquid was behind that."
"Wait so, you're saying that Metal Gear Solid (The Twin Snakes) was actually real? I thought it was just a video game" says Maggie
"Yes, that was a true story. Except the part where Liquid dies from FOXDIE at the end of course, otherwise we wouldn't be in this mess." says Snake "Can we just go before Liquid steals the Metal Gear."
"Right. Where was the Metal Gear?" asks Bart
"Probably at the Nuclear Power Plant" says Snake
"Lets go." says Maggie "Lis, you stay here, we'll call if we need anything"
"You cant go anywhere if I don't drive you there. Remember, I'm the one with the car keys" says Lisa, swinging them over her finger.

Snake sighs.

"Alright, you can come, but don't get in my way" says Snake

Maggie places a new magazine into her M4.

"It's time to finish the job" she says

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