Written By: Gary M. Gadsdon
Authors Notes: This fic came about after I was reading another fan fic over at Fanfiction.net which had Maggie being taken in by the Lovejoys when Bart and Lisa move away to South Park (yes, THAT South Park). I was kinda inspired by it, and it gave the basic concept for this fic, but I wanted a different approach, I wrote my own concept, but Leif also provided some and I mixed the two, using more from Leif's concept than my own. After a while writing I decided to give it the Metal Gear title, and weave in references to the original Metal Gear Solid game. In the Metal Gear Solid canon, this would be placed between Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2, it does contain spoilers for The original game, I suggest you play it before reading beyond Part Four.
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Part Six - Metal Gear
Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Snake approach the Power Plant's entrance.
"You three better get ready. Lisa take this FAMAS" says Snake as he hands Lisa a FAMAS rifle, he pulls out his USP.
"Can you cope with that USP?" Asks Bart
"I've been in worse situations." says Snake
"How are we going to get in?" asks Lisa
"How else. We'll bust through" says Snake "I'd guess that this place is heavily guarded"
"But aren't you supposed to be all stealthy?" asks Maggie
"True. But there are times where that is effective. And this isnt it" replies Snake.
"Okay, lets roll" says Bart, arming his AK.
"If you three run out of ammo you can have mine" says Snake
"You got enough?" asks Maggie
"Sure." Snake says, pointing to his bandanna "Infinite ammo. Now lets roll"
Maggie walks up to the door and kicks the hand panel hard.
"Intruder detected..." a voice announces as music begins to play and several guards start to come out from various doors.
"Alright MOVE!" Shouts Snake
Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Snake start running inside and they each take down guards as they come.
"Where would Liquid be?" asks Maggie
"Probably to Mr. Burns's office" says Snake
"How do we get there?" asks Bart
"Who cares, just keep shooting, we'll find it eventually" says Snake.
Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Snake eventually find their way to Mr. Burns's office, where they find Mr. Burns, Smithers and Liquid facing the window.
"LIQUID!" Shouts Snake.
Mr. Burns, Smithers and Liquid turn around.
"Who the devil are you" asks Burns
"Well sir, the brown haired guy is Solid Snake. I don't know who the other three are..." says Smithers
"We're The Simpsons. I'm Bart. This is Lisa and Maggie" says Bart
"Simpson eh?" says Burns "Doesn't ring a bell"
"Well sir. They're the children of Homer Simpson, he used to be one of your carbon slobs from Sector 7-G, but he died 20 years ago." says Smithers
"I was your heir for a brief period" says Bart
"And I shot you." says Maggie
Mr. Burns gasps. He has a flashback.
"Oh it's you, what are you so happy about?"
Maggie smiles with her pacifier in her mouth. She shows him a green lollipop.
"I see. I think you had better drop it. I said drop it!"
Mr. Burns and Maggie struggle. As Mr. Burns fights with Maggie over the lollipop, a Smith and Wesson Revolver falls from a holster then lands in Maggie's hands and discharges into Mr. Burns's chest. Maggie drops the gun and Mr. Burns drops the lollipop.
Back in Mr. Burns's office, Mr. Burns is now shaking.
"It's her! She's here to finish the job!" says Burns in fear.
"It may have taken 20 years, but better late than never as they say" says Maggie as she cocks the M4 in Mr. Burns's face.
Mr. Burns leans over to Liquid.
"Use Metal Gear to kill them" says Burns.
Mr. Burns then presses a button and floor of his office begins to rise as the roof opens up. Snake, and The Simpsons just look around them awestruck, while Liquid, Burns and Smithers remain casual. As they reach the outside, they see Metal Gear REX, in pretty bad shape already.
Snake automatically recognises the mecha.
"I thought I destroyed that thing!" shouts Snake
"You only destroyed parts of it's function, Brother" states Liquid.
"What do you plan to do Liquid?" shouts Bart
"Haven't you played Metal Gear Solid? I plan to go collect Big Boss's remains myself, but first, we'll take care of you four" says Liquid
Liquid picks up Burns and Smithers and then presses a button on a remote and the cockpit opens up. Liquid then jumps inside. Burns and Smithers take appropriate seats.
Snake presses against his ear as he, Bart, Lisa and Maggie run as far away from the mecha as possible.
"Otacon, I think we have a small problem here, Metal Gear REX has gone active again" says Snake.
"It has, maybe Liquid repaired it or something" replies Otacon.
"Right. So how do I go about destroying it this time" asks Snake
"I'd say you should have to take out all the key proponents of Metal Gear this time around. First, aim at the Rail Gun with a Stinger missile, this will break off and at the same time, weaken the legs with RPG-7 rockets, REX's armour may be impregnable at first, but it will eventually give in if you hit it long enough. Once the legs have been weakened, REX will fall to it's knees. At that point, it will be virtually useless, and Liquid will be forced to exit the machine." informs Otacon
"Alright. I'll take care of the Rail Gun, the Simpsons here can take care of the legs, but we don't have the appropriate launchers." says Snake.
"Okay, I'll be around in a Kasatka with three RPG-7 launchers and a Stinger Missile Launcher" says Otacon
"Thanks. I owe you one" says Snake
Snake releases his hand on his ear.
"So, what's the plan?" asks Maggie
"We're going to have to take this thing on." says Snake
"How, the radome isnt there anymore" says Maggie
"We need to hit the rail gun with Stinger Missiles as well as aiming at the legs with RPG-7 rockets." says Snake
"We?" asks Bart
"I cant go for both targets at once" says Snake
"Good point, but we don't have an RPG-7 launcher" says Bart
"Dont worry. Otacon will be by soon with three launchers." says Snake. "We just need to evade Liquid until then"
Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Snake avoid the lasers and Homing Missiles from Metal Gear REX. After about ten minutes, Otacon shows up in a Kasatka.
"SNAKE! Use these!" he yells
"OTACON!" he screams back.
Otacon throws down four boxes, three containing an RPG-7 launcher and the last containing a Stinger Missile Launcher. Snake collects the Stinger, Bart, Lisa and Maggie pick up a RPG-7 Launcher.
"Lets go" says Bart
Bart, Lisa and Maggie start to fire RPG-7 Rockets at Metal Gear REX's legs, Lisa watches Bart and Maggie reload the launcher and copies them to reload her own. At the same time, Snake fires Stinger Missiles at the Rail Gun portion of Metal Gear REX.
"YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT SNAKE!" Shouts Liquid through a megaphone.
Snake ignores him. He continues to fire Stinger missiles at the rail gun. It lets off a couple of small explosions but it hangs firm.
"Damn!" says Snake
Bart see's the rail gun weakening. He has an RPG-7 rocket at the rail gun. There is an even stronger explosion and the thing comes up. There is a chain reaction that results in the legs becoming crippled when Lisa and Maggie follow through with an RPG-7 Rocket at each of the legs. Metal Gear REX falls to its knees opening up the Cockpit, exposing Burns, Smithers and Liquid.
Snake quickly fires a Stinger missile into the cockpit, it detonates on impact. Liquid manages to jump out just before hit its, but Burns and Smithers are caught in the explosion. Their bodies fall to the ground in front of REX, dead.
Maggie walks up to Mr. Burns's body and points her M4 at his head. She fires once into his forehead.
"Maggie, why did you do that! He was already dead!" says Lisa
"Closure" she replies.
Liquid pulls out a small box that has a blinking red light on it.
"8 minutes Snake! That's when this C4 charge will detonate taking out this plant causing all of it's nuclear waste to leak and pollute Springfield for generations to come. And don't you three kids try to disarm it. If you do, I wont hesitate to press this button that will detonate it instantly"
Snake runs up to Liquid and the two engage in a fist fight, neither look too concerned in talking about anything.
"What do we do?" asks Lisa, worrying.
"There's nothing we can do, Lis" says Bart. "I don't know the first thing about bomb disposal"
"Neither do I" says Maggie
"All we can do is watch" says Bart
"Aren't we going to help Snake?" asks Lisa
"I think this is best left for him to do alone" says Bart
Snake and Liquid fight with their fists for a few minutes before Snake makes an uppercut against Liquid sending him flying off the top of the building. A small remote falls from Liquid's pocket to the ground where Snake retrieves it.
Bart, Lisa and Maggie run up to the bomb, along with Snake as he prepares to disarm the bomb.
"So can you disarm this thing?" asks Bart
"I can try" says Snake
Snake tries to disarm the bomb as the time continues to countdown, with less than ten seconds to go, Snake has still been unable to disarm the bomb. The clock bleeps 00:00 and explodes... taking Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Snake and the Nuclear Power Plant with it.
Otacon from above can see the explosion and the ensuing chain reaction as the Nuclear Plant Explodes and leads to a Mushroom Cloud. Otacon tries to flee from it.
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" he screams.
