Lyrics
Homer: Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid neighbour
He's Flanders
And he's really, really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts
And Flanders is his name
Homer, Lenny & Carl: F-L-A-N-R-D-S
Homer: He's the man that I hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames
Lenny & Carl: F-L-A
Homer: His name is Ned
Lenny & Carl: E-R-S
Homer: That's a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No
Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly
His Leftorium is an emporium of Woe!
Lenny & Carl: F-L-A
Homer: Don't yell at Ned
Lenny & Carl: E-R-S
Homer: His wife is dead
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
Byrne: Springfield Rocks with Homer's joyous loathing
Filling clubs with angry valentinos
You don't have to move your feet
just hate Flanders to the disco beat
Homer & Byrne: He's your perky, peepy nightmare neighbourino!
If you dispise polite left handers
then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
Crowd: F-L-A
Apu: His name is Ned
Crowd: E-R-S
Apu: He is so white bread
Choir: A smiling moustached geek who walks with God!