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Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: Whether Igloo, hut, or lean-to
or a Geodisic Dome
there has been no structure
Which I'd rather call my home
When I first arrived
you were all such jerks
but now I've come to love
your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophise
Bart's adapt at Spinning Lies
Homer's a delightful fella
sorry about the salmonella
Homer: Hehe. That's okay.
Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, wont you rhyme with me
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Marge: Their floors are Stick-E-Mart
Lisa: They made Dad Sick-E-Mart
Bart: Lets hurl a Brick-E-Mart
Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh
Homer, Marge, Bart & Lisa: Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
(Apu: Not me)
Homer, Marge, Bart & Lisa: Forget the Kwik-E-Mart
Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: Not me.
Current Playlist
- Pour the Wine
- The Marching Band
- Moaning Lisa Blues
- Moaning Lisa Blues (End Credits Version)
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Capital City
- Ben
- Lisa, it's your Birthday
- Lisa, it's your Birthday (End Credits Version)
- The Budget Gap
- The Trading Gap
- Lisa S.
- Flaming Moes
- Teddy Bear Picnic
- Sending our Love down the Well
- Talking Softball
- Streetcar
- Your Wife dont Understand you (But I do)
- Bagged me a Homer
- Bunk With Me
- Stand by Your Manager
- Kamp Krusty
- South of the Border
- Little Miss Springfield
- Little Miss Springfield Victory Song
- There is a man
- Mr. Plow
- Plow King
- Cops in Springfield
- Homer Simpson
- Monorail
- Duff Beer
- Mediocure Presidents
- Very Good Beer
- Plant Strike Song
- Everyone loves Ned Flanders
- Whacking Day
- You're Gonna Like Me
- Send in the Clowns
- Baby on Board
- Springfield! Springfield!
- Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
- Lets all go to the Lobby
- Armour Hot Dogs
- Play it Cool
- Grampa
- Mayor Quimby
- One Chorus Line of People
- Under the Sea
- We Do
- See My Vest
- Señor Burns
- Jazzman
- Just Dont Look
- Ballad of Jebediah Springfield
- Dr. Zaius
- Ammendment to Be
- Skinner and the Superintendent
- Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
- Scorpio
- Those Were the Days
- Minimum Wage Nanny
- Cut Every Corner
- A Boozehound Named Barney
- Happy Just the Way we Are
- Can I Borrow a Feeling?
- Spring in Springfield
- On a Technicality
- Chief Wiggum P.I.
- Love Matic Grampa
- Simpson Family Smile Time variety Hour
- I Want Candy
- Checking In
- The Garbageman Can
- Canyonero
- Paint Your Wagon
- All Singing All Dancing
- Mama Took those Batteries
- Kids! Adults!
- Max Power
- Elton John's Love Song
- Children are the Future
- I Like Food
- Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl Theme
- Mayonaise and Marmolade (and other spreadable things)
- Testify
- Jockeys
- A Book About a Man
- Simpsons Christmas Boogie
- This Log
- Sold Separately
- Hunger Pangs
- Special Girl
- Spelling Bee
- Yvan Eht Nioj
- Lets Re-enlist
- They'll Never Stop the Simpsons
- You're a Bunch of Stuff
- Rob That Bank
- Grown Accustomed to your face
- Jellyfish
- Homer and Marge
- Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
- I Love to Walk
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