Lyrics
Juror 1: He's guilty of mayhem
Exposure indecent
Juror 2: Freaked-out behaviour
Both chronic and recent
Jury: Drinking and driving,
Narcotics possession
Juror 3: And that's just page one
of his 10-page confession
Judge: I should put you away
where you cant kill or maim us
but this is LA
and you're rich and famous!
Drunk: I'm checking in!
Staff: He's checking in
Drunk: I'm checking in
Staff: Checking, Checking in
Drunk: No more pills or alcohol
No more pot or Demerol
No more stinking fun at all
I'm checking in
Staff: He's checking in
He's checking in
Orderly: No more looking pale and thin
No more bugs beneath your skin
Drunk: Hey! That's just my aspirin!
Staff: Chuck it out
You're checking in!