Lyrics
Lisa: You like Musicals dont you Dad?
Homer: No I dont, I think they're bad
They're fake and phony and totally wrong
Bart: Wake up Dad,
You're singing a song
Homer: I woundn't, I couldn't
I hate that stuff
Marge: Now Homer listen,
I've had enough
In our family videos
We have plainly seen
you're a singing, dancing entertainment machine
Bart: Mom was right
Your singing's a sin
You're as Les Misérable
as Lee Marvin
Marge: Sure your dad's singing
could make your hair curl
But you too, Bart
have sung and danced like a girl
Bart: Eep
Lisa: That was pretty bad, Bart
but it could've been worse
You could have been carrying a sequined purse
Bart: I hate to dance
And prance and sing
That's really more of a Milhouse thing
Marge: I think you move
Like a young Barshnikov
Snake: Nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off
Homer, Marge, Bart & Lisa: Ooh-hoo-hoo
Snake: Ooh-hoo-hoo-yeach
Marge: It's a desperate criminal
on the run from the law
Please spare my children
Homer: And their damp trousered Pa
Snake: A singing family
It's worse than I feared
for hostage purposes,
you're just too weird.
Bye!
Homer: See? All this singing's scared him away
If we just talked like normal,
he'd probably stay
Lisa: Many people in this town sing like we do
There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu
Because he was singing
We overheard his plan
and could save those dogs
from that mean old man
Bart: It still wasnt worth
Burns' song and dance
Snake: I'm back so resume
wetting your pants
Homer: Okay
Snake: Because of you all
I got a tune in my head
and the only way to stop it
is to make you all dead
Say your prayers
And then it's Ka-blammo!
Uh-oh. I'll be back,
when I get some ammo.
Bye!
Homer: Even the criminals
are beginning to croon
Marge: Homie, this whole town runs on a tune
Our churches, our clubs
Our Government too
Bart: Springfield Swings like a Pendulum do
Lisa: We cant get any local laws passed
without everyone singing
like a big broadway cast
Homer: All right, Marge
You've convinced me
there are more terrible things
Than musical comedies
where everyone sings
Lisa: There is something worse
Bart: And it really does blow
Homer, Marge, Bart & Lisa: When a long running series
Does a cheesy clip show!
Snake: I'm back to commit
Felonious assault
Because your infernal singing
Just would not halt