Newspaper Headlines
Various humourus headlines appear on the front page of The Springfield Shopper, here's a list. If I seem to have missed something you are welcome to email me by using this form here.

Springfield Shopper
SIMPSON SAYS SAFE!
7G03 - Homer's Odyseey
Springfield Shopper
DOZENS CHEER HOMER SIMPSON
7G03 - Homer's Odyseey
Springfield Shopper
HOMER SIMPSON STRIKES AGAIN!
7G03 - Homer's Odyseey
Springfield Shopper
WATCH OUT, HERE COMES HOMER
7G03 - Homer's Odyseey
Springfield Shopper
ENOUGH ALREADY HOMER SIMPSON!
7G03 - Homer's Odyseey
National Informer
BIGFOOT STILL AT LARGE
7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons
National Informer
I MARRIED BIGFOOT
7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons
National Informer
BIGFOOT'S WIFE PLEADS: "CALL HIM HOMER!"
7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons
National Informer
BIG FOOT DIET: "Pork Chops Aplenty"
7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons
Springfield Shopper
Mutation Caught At Ol' Fishin' Hole
Is Power Plant Responsible?
Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms
Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
FISIN' HOLE OR FISSION HOLE?
Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap
Count The Eyes, Mr. Burns!
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
GOVERNOR CALLS FOR POWER PLANT INVESTIGATION
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
BURNS ENTERS GUBERNATORIAL RACE
3 Eyed Fish In Every Pot?
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
Burns Skyrockets To Seven Percent In Latest Polls
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
BURNS BANDWAGON ROLLS ON
Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Shopper
BURNS NUKES BAILEY IN LATEST POLL
Forty-Two Percent And Climbing
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Springfield Power Plant Employee Newsletter
WORK ACCIDENTS REACH RECORD LOW
OUTPUT UP 15 PERCENT
MANAGEMENT CAVES IN TO CONDIMENT OUTCRY
7F02 - Simpson and Delilah
Springfield Shopper
ART TREASURE TO VISIT SPRINGFIELD
MICHELANGELO'S DAVID IN 1958
7F09 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
Springfield Shopper
BURNS FIRES UNGRATEFUL EMPLOYEE
7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Springfield Shopper
ANOTHER SMART MOVE BY BURNS
7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Springfield Shopper
HOORAY FOR BURNS!
7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Daily Fourth Gradian
BART TO MARTIN: "EAT MY SHORTS"
Simpson Wins Debate!
7F19 - Lisa's Subsitute
Daily Fourth Gradian
EXTRA! PRINCE BEATS SIMPSON
7F19 - Lisa's Subsitute
Springfield Shopper
PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE
7F23 - When Flanders Failed
Springfield Shopper
PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE
7F23 - When Flanders Failed
Springfield Shopper
PRESIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPER BOWL
7F23 - When Flanders Failed
Springfield Shopper
MICHAEL JACKSON HOAX
EVERYONE MAD AT LOCAL BOY
7F24 - Stark Raving Dad
Springfield Shopper
"NEVER TO BUSY..."
8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Washington Beacon
EXTRA! Congress Cleans House
8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Springfield Shopper
PRINCIPAL STILL MISSING
Police Search For Body
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
Springfield Shopper
PSYCHIC JOINS SKINNER HUNT
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
Springfield Shopper
PRINCIPAL MURDER TRIAL BEGINS TODAY
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
Springfield Shopper
SENTENCING TODAY FOR DINKY DON
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
USofA TODAY
America's Favorite Pencil #2 is #1
8F04 - Homer Defined
Springfield Shopper
WIZARD OF WALNUT STREET
8F08 - Flaming Moe's
Springfield Shopper
SQUIRREL RESEMBING ABRAHAM LINCOLN FOUND
8F11 - Radio Bart
Daily Forth Gradian
FOODFIGHT FOILED FISHSTICKS SEIZED
8F15 - Separate Vocations
Springfield Shopper
LOTTERY DRAWING TODAY
President, Rock Star to Swap Wives
8F17 - Dog of Death
Daily Forth Gradian
PLAY ENJOYED BY ALL
8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge
Springfield Variety
HIX IN STIX LOVE CHIX LIX
8F19 - Colonel Homer
LOCAL MAN, HOMER SIMPSON, RECEIVES AWARD AND $2,000 CHECK
8F23 - Brother, Can you Spare me Two Dimes?
MOON LAUNCH TODAY
9F01 - Homer the Heretic
Springfield Shopper
LISA KICKS BUTT
9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
Springfield Shopper
QUEEN TO MAYOR: YOU'RE NEXT
NERDS PUMMELLED IN FOOTBALL MELEE
9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
Springfield Shopper
WOMAN WEDS APE
DICK CAVETT BORN
9F04 - Treehouse of Horror III
Springfield Shopper
MONDALE TO HART: WHERE'S THE BEEF
9F08 - Lisa's First Word
Springfield Shopper
BURNS PAYS CITY 3 MIL!
9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail
IDIOT RUINS GAME
SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT
9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail
-NEWS-
YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE
9F13 - I Love Lisa
Springfield Shopper
WHO IS GABBO?
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
FIVE DAYS 'TIL GABBO
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
GABBO HERE TODAY
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Variety
GABBO FABBO! KRUSTY RUSTY
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
QUIMBY RE-ELECTED BY LANDSLIDE
Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
GABBO STILL #1 IN SPRINGFIELD
BROCKMAN FIRED
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
KRUSTY SPECIAL AIRS TODAY
Gabbo to Have "Real Boy" Operation
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Springfield Shopper
BURNS' BIRTHDAY TODAY
CREDITS LONG LIFE TO SATAN
1F01 - Rosebud
Springfield Shopper
CAT BURGLAR STRIKES 15 HOMES
MAN MARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING CEREMONY
1F09 - Homer the Vigilante
Springfield Shopper
BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN!
IS NOTHING SAFE?
1F09 - Homer the Vigilante
Springfield Shopper
ZIRCONIA ZTOLEN!!!
Simpson Asleep At Switch
1F09 - Homer the Vigilante
Springfield Shopper
LOCAL GAYS SHOW THEIR PRIDE
1F12 - Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey
Springfield Shopper
BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART
LITTLE THIN MAN ACCUSED IN ROBBERY
1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders
Springfield Shopper
KBBL CHEATS STRAIGHT-A STUDENT!!!
1F15 - Bart Gets an Elephant
Springfield Shopper
QUIMBY NEPHEW CHARGED IN BEATING
CHOWDER SAID WRONG
1F19 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Springfield Shopper
BOB PARDON: #1 LOCAL ISSUE
Edges Out "No Fat Chicks" Ordinance
2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
Springfield Shopper
CALL FOR PROBE IN BOB FLAP
EDITORIAL: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
Springfield Shopper
TODDLERS TOPPLE MAYOR
Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly
2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
Springfield Shopper
PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS"
2F11 - Bart's Comet
Springfield Shopper
BOY DISCOVERS COMET
2F11 - Bart's Comet
Springfield Shopper
ROCKET TO KICK COMET'S TAIL
Mayor Visits City
2F11 - Bart's Comet
BART NAMED WORLD'S GREATEST SEX MACHINE
2F14 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Springfield Shopper
AWFUL SCHOOL IS AWFUL RICH
2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
Springfield Shopper
BURNS PLANS SUNSHINE HALT
SPECIAL SECTION: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness
2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
Springfield Shopper
WHO WILL BE FALLOUT BOY?
Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
2F17 - Radioactive Man
Springfield Shopper
MILHOUSE DISAPPEARS!
Movie On Hold
2F17 - Radioactive Man
Variety
MILHOUSE MELTDOWN
Ankles Pic - Flick Sick
2F17 - Radioactive Man
Springfield Shopper
SPINNING NEWSPAPER INJURES PRINTER
2F17 - Radioactive Man
Springfield Shopper
INCONTINENT OLD MAN WINS MISS TEEN AMERICA
2F31 - A Star is Burns
Springfield Shopper
AMERICA LOVES TED KENNEDY
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
Springfield Shopper
40 TRAMPLED AT POCO CONCERT
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
The Flanders Press
PLAY TIME IS FUN
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
The Flanders Press
EXTRA! EXTRA! TODD SMELLS
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
The Flanders Press
SIMPSON KIDS MISS MOM & DAD
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
Employee Newsletter
BURNS SURIVES BRUSH WITH SHUT-IN
3F05 - King Size Homer
Springfield Shopper
LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE
Beaver Rescue Falls Short
3F06 - Mother Simpson
Springfield Shopper
PARADE TO DISTRACT JOYLESS CITIZENRY
3F13 - Lisa the Iconoclast
Springfield Shopper
TROY A LITTLE TENDERNESS
LOOK WHO'S DRUNK
3F15 - A Fish Called Selma
Springfield Shopper
TROY WEDS
3F15 - A Fish Called Selma
Springfield Variety
McCLURE ANKLES OBSCURITY
3F15 - A Fish Called Selma
SCRATCHY DEAD!
AT PEACE AFTER LONG ILLNESS
3F16 - The Day Violence Died
Springfield Shopper
BUM SUES CARTOON KING
Got Legal Fee From Some Family
3F16 - The Day Violence Died
Springfield Shopper
HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX
3F18 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
Springfield Shopper
DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD
3F18 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
Springfield Shopper
QUIMBY'S PROPOSITION 24 ON BALLOT
Quimby Propositions 24 At Ballet
3F20 - Much Apu About Nothing
Springfield Shopper
POLICE PREPARE FOR DEPORTATIONS
BEAR PATROL STEPS UP BOMBING CAMPAIGN
3F20 - Much Apu About Nothing
Springfield Shopper
SUPERVILLAIN SEIZES EAST COAST
3F23 - You Only Move Twice
Kickin' Back
FIFTY WAYS TO WASTE YOUR WEEKEND
3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
Springfield Shopper
HUMAN BLIMP SEES FLYING SAUCER
3G01 - The Springfield Files
Springfield Shopper
CHAMP TO WHALE ON LOCAL MAN
4F03 - The Homer They Fall
Springfield Shopper
MANIAC TO LIVE AT BROTHER'S APPARTMENT
4F14 - Brother From Another Series
Springfield Shopper
ALCOHOL PROHIBITED IN SPRINGFIELD
Bums Threaten To Leave Town
4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment
Springfield Shopper
CITY GOES DRY TODAY
Bums Extend Deadline
4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment
Springfield Shopper
BANNER BARS BOOZE
Booze Barred by Banner
4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment
Springfield Shopper
BEER BARON BEATS BANNER
Family Sedan Outruns Cops
4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment
Springfield Shopper
BURNS TO OPEN RECYCLING PLANT
Makes Other Bums Look Bad
4F17 - The Old Man and The Lisa
Springfield Shopper
NEUTRON BOMB HEADED FOR SPRINGFIELD!
Hippo Promoted to Detective
5F02 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
GRUESOME MURDERS AT SOCIALITE'S HOUSE
Mrs. Astor Safe
5F06 - Realty Bites
Springfield Shopper
SIMPSON SCAM SPRINGFIELD
Angry Mob Mulls Options
5F07 - The Miracle of Evergreen Terrace
Springfield Shopper
NEW FACE IN TRASH RACE
Local Nut At It Again
5F09 - Trash of the Titans
Springfield Shopper
SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE
Says "Crazy Promises" The Key
5F09 - Trash of the Titans
Springfield Shopper
DOG KILLS CAT, SELF
5F10 - The Last Temptation of Krust
Springfield Shopper
LOCAL COUPLE BARES ALL!
Police Dog Clings to Life
5F18 - Natural Born Kissers
Springfield Shopper
Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Nice Cult
Check Out Our New Cult Lifestyle Section
5F23 - The Joy of Sect
Springfield Shopper
IT'S WAR
AABF09 - Homer to the Max
Springfield Shopper
Town Prepares For Olympics
Pickpockets Call Up Reserves
AABF16 - Old Man and the "C" Student
Springfield Times
MAN WALKS ON MOON
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
The Post
IT'S V-E DAY!
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
The Globe
TITANIC SINKS 1500 DIE
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Herald
ZEP CRASH KILLS 35
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Jewish News
STATE OF ISRAEL IS BORN
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
HOT SEX WEEKLY
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Springfield Shopper
UNUSUALLY LARGE UGLY BABY BORN
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Restaurant Review
COD IS GREAT SCROD IS GOOD
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
NEW ROTO-TILLERS: "THEY'RE GREEN"
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Springfield Shopper Life Ways
NUTS TO SOUP
KRUSTY: WORST KING LEAR IN 400 YEARS
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Restaurant Review
THAR, SHE BLOWS
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Springfield Shopper
NAHASAPEEMAPETILAN-TASTIC
BABF03 - Eight Misbehavin'
Toon Times
Scientist Clones Sheep
BABF04 - Little Big Mom
Local Girl Kills
Competition in Talent Contest
BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Marge
Usurper Foiled Again by Becky
BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Marge
Dream Wedding Botched by Meddling Housewife
BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Marge
Daily Variety
YELLOW FEVER
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
The Hollywood Reporter
BUMPTIOUS BROOD BOFFO!
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
Springfield Shopper
FEDS TO SIMPS: PAY UP!
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
Springfield Shopper
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand
Six Dead
CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger
Springfield Shopper
LISA ALIVE!
Hemp City Reduced to Stems and Seeds
CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger
Springfield Shopper
WEB SNOOP EXPOSES POOL HUSTLE
CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Mr. X Makes Headlines
CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Springfield Shopper
FOOD SUPLY CUT OFF
EVEN PIES
CABF13 - Simpson Safari
Springfield Shopper
FIRST DAY OF SPRING
ANTS, PICKICKERS REACH LAST-MINUTE ACCORD
CABF14 - Trilogy of Error
Springfield Shopper
PAIR SINKS JUDGE'S HOUSE
QUILT RUINED
CABF22 - The Parent Rap
Springfield Shopper
SIMPSONS ARRESTED IN FAMILY RIOT
EVEN MAGGIE
DABF01 - Brawl in the Family
Springfield Shopper
SLEEP IMPORTANT, SAY EXPERTS
SLOW NEWS DAY GRIPS SPRINGFIELD
DABF04 - Half Decent Proposal
OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD
DABF09 - The Old Man and the Key
Springfield Shopper
MEDICAL MARIJUANA OUTLAWED
DABF11 - Weekend at Burnsie's
NEWSPAPER
YOU SUCK, ANGRY DAD
DABF13 - I am Furious (Yellow)
Springfield Shopper
HO. J. SIMPSON TRIAL STARTS TODAY
DABF16 - The Frying Game
Springfield Shopper
HEAT WAVE CONTINUES
DABF17 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
Chicago Daily Tribune
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN
G.O.P. Sweed Indicated in State; Boyle Leads in City
DABF18 - Large Marge
Springfield Shopper
CRAZED MOM GOES TOPLESS
PHOTOS PAGES 3-28
TV CLOWN SAVES DAY
DABF18 - Large Marge
Springfield Shopper
TEACHER NOMINATED FOR AWARD
WILL SHE LEAVE OLD LIFE BEHIND?
EABF02 - Special Edna
Springfield Shopper
LONELY MEN DIE EARLY
EABF08 - A Star is Born Again
The National Whoops
SARA LIVES IN SIN, MESS
EABF08 - A Star is Born Again
Springfield Shopper
BUMBLEBESS MAN CAUGHT IN STING
EABF12 - Three Gays of the Condo
Springfield Shopper
CAVALRY KIDS LEAD CHARGE IN CLEANUP
PRESIDENT SHOOTS WIFE
EABF16 - The Bart of War
BABY SAVED BY LOCAL HERO, NOT FATHER
EABF17 - Moe Baby Blues
MAYOR UNVEILS ERECTION TO CHEERING CROWD
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
CRANFORD MAN MISSING
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
DROUGHT THREATENS TO TURN WEST INTO DESERT
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
Daily News
PEACE TALKS BREAK DOWN
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
IOWA HOME TO WORLD'S BIGGEST PIZZA
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
GIANT TACO BUILT IN MEXICO
EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker
Daily Fourth Gradian
SCHOOL ELECTIONS DODAY
ARE YOU A BART OR A MILHOUSE?
EABF20 - The President Wore Pearls
The Times of London
YANK BANGS QUEEN, OLD BEAN
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
The Mirror
SIMPO TO UK: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
The Sun
YANKEE DOODLE RANDY
TOPLESS HOMER ON PAGE 3
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
The Sun
JUDGE GOES MEDIEVAL ON SIMPSON'S ASS
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
The Mirror
WACKO JACKO TO BLIMPO SIMPO: SELL ME YOUR BONES
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
The Daily Mail
BART AND PRINCE HARRY:
OUT OF CONTROL?
EABF22 - The Regina Monologues
Variety
SIMPSON A SMASH
GRAMMYS EMMYS TO MERGE
FABF01 - Today I'm a Clown
Springfield Shopper
"FAMILIES COME FIRST" ON BALLOT
SECOND HEADLINE LESS IMPORTANT, STUDIES SHOW
FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Springfield Shopper
"FAMILIES COME FIRST" WRONG FOR SPRINGFIELD
FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Springfield Shopper
COSTS TOO MUCH DOES TOO LITTLE
FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Springfield Shopper
SIMPSON FOUND GUILTY, SENTENCED TO 10 YEARS
LOCAL BULLY TO HOMER: "HAW HAW"
FABF08 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
IT'S A FALL WORLD
FABF11 - The Wandering Juvie
Springfield Shopper
OBESE NERD EATS HUMBLE PIE
"PIE MAN" BACK FOR SECONDS
FABF15 - Simple Simpson
Daily Fourth Gradian
IN-DE-NO-PANTS DAY!
FABF17 - Bart-Mangled Banner
Springfield Shopper
U-ASS-A!
FABF17 - Bart-Mangled Banner
BELOVED HERO CHEATS DEATH
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
The Red Dress Press
LISA TO BURNS: 'DROP DEAD'
RALPH WIGGUM'S OSCAR PICKS
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
Chicago Tribune
Ralphings
I Can Go On The Buss
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
The Red Dress Press
NYAH, NYAH WE'RE BACK
Lisa Rules, Burns Drools
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
Springfield Shopper
LISA'S A TOTAL WACKO IMPLIES FATHER
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
Springfield Shopper
LISA LOVES MILHOUSE
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
The Red Dress Press
FINAL 'I GIVE UP' EDITION
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
The Homer Times
MY DAUGHTER, THE HERO
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
The Lenny Saver
THE TRUTH ABOUT CARL:
He's Great!
FABF18 - Fraudcast News
Springfield Shopper
FATHER OF EIGHT MISSING
FABF20 - All's Fair Oven War
The New Delhi Daily
STEVE BARNES OPENS CONVENIENCE STORE
FABF20 - All's Fair Oven War
Springfield Shopper
TRIPLE MURDER AT MOES
GABF01 - Mommie Beerest
Springfield Shopper
MASSACHUSETTS OKAYS GAY MARRAGE
GABF02 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Springfield Shopper
STEM CELLS CURE ALZHEIMER'S
GABF02 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Springfield Shopper
WIGGUM SLEEPS THROUGH RIOT
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
TOP COP SURRENDERS TO BACKFIRING CAR
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
FIREMEN RESCUE POLICE CHIEF FROM TREE
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
COMMISSION: WIGGUM SUCKS
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
HAIL DROUGHT CONTINUES
TIN ROOFS UNDENTED
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
WIGGUM RESCUES BOY
NO, REALLY
GABF03 - Pranksta Rap
Springfield Shopper
GOD STEALS SUN
MAYOR OFFERS SACRIFICES
GABF08 - The Seven Beer Snitch
Springfield Shopper
LOCAL FATHER, SON MAY SWITCH RELIGIONS
GABF09 - The Father, Son and Holy Guest Star
Springfield Shopper
LI'L STARMAKER FEVER SWEEPS SPRINGFIELD
GABF13 - A Star is Torn
Springfield Shopper
10-YEAR-OLD BOY DISQUALIFIED
IS ACTUALLY PAUL SIMON
GABF13 - A Star is Torn
Springfield Shopper
LI'L STARMAKER DOWN TO THREE FINALISTS
GABF13 - A Star is Torn
America Today
PERMISSIVE LIFESTYLE ON RISE
BIBLE MOCKED
GABF14 - Thank God, It's Doomsday
The Humbletonian
HAIR FÜHRER
GABF15 - Home Away from Homer
The Springfield Shopper
COUCH GAG THRILLS NATION
HABF01 - Simpsons Christas Stories
JABF10 - Marge Gamer
The Springfield Shopper
OLD MAN BEATS MEAT
HABF09 - Million Dollar Abie
The Springfield Shopper
LOCAL MAN THINKS WRESTLING IS REAL
HABF15 - The Mook, The Chef, The Wife and Her Homer
The Springfield Shopper
BULLIES HOSPITALIZED
NERDS, DORKS CAUTIOUSLY REJOICE
HABF17 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
The Springfield Shopper
BROADCAST FOOLS NATION, SPRINGFIELD
HABF17 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
The Springfield Shopper
TODAY WE REMEMBER MARTIN LUTHER KING
TOMORROW WE DON'T
JABF01 - Kill Gil (Volumes One and Two)
The Chippewa Bugle
FEDS TO KEEP INTEREST RATES STEADY
JABF04 - Little Big Girl
Chateau d'lf Times
PRISONER'S WIFE REMARRIES
JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
Gotham Herald
CRIMSOPN COCKATOO BEATEN SENSELESS
JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
Gotham Herald
MUSCULAR CHILD TERRORIZES UNDERWORLD
JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
The Sentinel
CHEERLEADER FLUNG INTO NEXT COUNTY
JABF07 - Springfield Up
The Sentinel
BOY BRINGS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE
JABF07 - Springfield Up
The Sentinel
TYPING CLASS TRAGEDY
JABF07 - Springfield Up
The Daily Fourth Gradian
SKINNER TO HICKS: "DROP DREAMS"
JABF09 - Yokel Chords
SPORTS
SHAME
JABF11 - The Boys of Bummer
BUSINESS
BOYS ERROR WEAKENS DOLLAR
JABF11 - The Boys of Bummer
Springfield Shopper
Mayor's Breath Still Problem
Corn Less Popular
JABF14 - 24 Minutes
Wall Street Journal
REPUBLICAN TAX CUTS LET MARGE SIMPSON SUCCEED
HEARD ON THE STREET
JABF17 - Husbands and Knives
The Daily Fourth Gradian
LISA SIMPSON AWARDED STUDENT OF MILLENNIUM
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
HOSTAGE RETURNS HOME TO 742 EVERGREEN TERRACE
ALARM CODE #3457
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
STEROIDS CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
SLUGGERS MAKE MILLION$
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
The Daily Fourth Gradian
MAD ABOUT MILHOUSE 73%
BATTY FOR BART 27%
JABF22 - Little Orphan Millie
Springfield Shopper
BOY SHAMES REGION
KABF01 - Funeral For a Fiend
Springfield Shopper
BART KILLED MARTIN
LISA HELPED
KABF07 - Dial "N" for Nerder
AQUARIUM TO STOP SERVING BEER
KABF11 - Any Given Sundance
Daily Variety
SUNDANCE LOVES LITTLE BACKSTABBER
KABF11 - Any Given Sundance
Springfield Shopper
CHRISTMAS OCCURS
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HONEY FAMINE CONTINUES
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TIPSY TEACHER MARS ASSEMBLY
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MAN ON MOON, GUM IN URINAL
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LOST AND FOUND BOX LOST, FOUND
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NERD STANDS UP TO BULLY
MEMORIAL SERVICE WEDNESDAY
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COOL PRINCIPAL USES PING PONG TO TEACH ANGLES
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JOES TOO SLOPPY
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WICCAN CURSE BLINDS HALF THE TOWN
NEWSPAPER SALES PLUNGE 50 PERCENT
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OUT OF THE MOUTH OF ABE
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CURLY TO SHEMP: YOU'RE OUT
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BIKE WHEELS NOW SAME SIZE
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NEW FORTINE COOKIES VAGUER, MORE ACCURATE
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FIRST DRIVE-IN MOVIE ON THE MOON
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STORM BATTERS TOWN
METEOROLOGISTS SUSPECT CHILD'S PRAYER
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ALLIED ARMIES ADVANCE
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LIE-ISA!
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2½ STARS - FOR FANS ONLY
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