I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
7G01 - Some Encanted Evening
7G01 - Some Encanted Evening
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
7G02 - Bart the Genius
7G02 - Bart the Genius
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
7G03 - Homer's Odysee
7G03 - Homer's Odysee
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
7G04 - There's No Disgrace Like Home
7G04 - There's No Disgrace Like Home
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
7G06 - Moaning Lisa
7G06 - Moaning Lisa
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
7G07 - The Tell Tale Head
7G07 - The Tell Tale Head
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
7G09 - Call of the Simpsons
7G09 - Call of the Simpsons
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
7G10 - Homer's Night Out
7G10 - Homer's Night Out
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
7G13 - The Crepes of Wrath
7G13 - The Crepes of Wrath
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
7F02 - Simpson and Delilah
7F02 - Simpson and Delilah
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
7F03 - Bart Gets an F
7F03 - Bart Gets an F
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
Mrs. Krabappel punished Bart to write lines on the Blackboard after a terrible book report he attempted to make without even reading the book.
7F03 - Bart Gets an F
Mrs. Krabappel punished Bart to write lines on the Blackboard after a terrible book report he attempted to make without even reading the book.
7F03 - Bart Gets an F
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
7F05 - Dancin' Homer
7F05 - Dancin' Homer
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
7F06 - Bart the Daredevil
7F06 - Bart the Daredevil
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
7F07 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
7F07 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
This is a reference to Nancy Cartwright who voices Bart.
7F08 - Dead Putting Society
This is a reference to Nancy Cartwright who voices Bart.
7F08 - Dead Putting Society
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGAINCE TO BART
7F09 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
7F09 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
After a couple of lines, Bart starts to use ditto marks.
7F11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
After a couple of lines, Bart starts to use ditto marks.
7F11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
7F12 - The Way We Was
7F12 - The Way We Was
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
7F13 - Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment
7F13 - Homer vs. Lisa and the Eighth Commandment
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
7F15 - Principal Charming
7F15 - Principal Charming
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
7F16 - Oh Brother, Where art thou?
7F16 - Oh Brother, Where art thou?
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
7F17 - Old Money
7F17 - Old Money
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMMENDMENT
7F18 - Brush With Greatness
7F18 - Brush With Greatness
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
7F20 - The War of the Simpsons
7F20 - The War of the Simpsons
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
7F22 - Blood Feud
7F22 - Blood Feud
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
7F23 - When Flanders Failed
7F23 - When Flanders Failed
I AM NOT A DENTIST
7F24 - Stark Raving Dad
7F24 - Stark Raving Dad
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DONT MIX
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
Principal Skinner punished Bart for attempting to bribe him, this causing Bart to be late for work at the Legitemate Businessmans Social Club.
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
Principal Skinner punished Bart for attempting to bribe him, this causing Bart to be late for work at the Legitemate Businessmans Social Club.
8F03 - Bart the Murderer
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA---
There is only one line on the blackboard and even that isnt complete.
8F05 - Like Father, Like Clown
There is only one line on the blackboard and even that isnt complete.
8F05 - Like Father, Like Clown
"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
8F06 - Lisa's Pony
8F06 - Lisa's Pony
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
8F07 - Saturdays of Thunder
8F07 - Saturdays of Thunder
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
8F08 - Flaming Moes
8F08 - Flaming Moes
THE CHRISTMAS PADGEANT DOES NOT STINK
8F09 - Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
8F09 - Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
I WILL NOT TORNMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
8F10 - I Married Marge
8F10 - I Married Marge
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
8F11 - Radio Bart
8F11 - Radio Bart
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
8F13 - Homer at the Bat
8F13 - Homer at the Bat
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
8F14 - Homer Alone
8F14 - Homer Alone
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
8F15 - Separate Vocations
8F15 - Separate Vocations
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
When Lisa steals the Teacher Edition textbooks, Bart discovers this and takes the rap for Lisa. Bart is forced to write lines on the blackboard for 600 days. Lisa plays the sax outside while Bart serves her detention.
8F15 - Separate Vocations
When Lisa steals the Teacher Edition textbooks, Bart discovers this and takes the rap for Lisa. Bart is forced to write lines on the blackboard for 600 days. Lisa plays the sax outside while Bart serves her detention.
8F15 - Separate Vocations
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHERS LOUNGE
8F17 - Dog of Death
8F17 - Dog of Death
MY NAME IS NOT "DR. DEATH"
8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge
8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
8F19 - Colonel Homer
8F19 - Colonel Homer
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
8F20 - Black Widower
8F20 - Black Widower
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
8F21 - The Otto Show
8F21 - The Otto Show
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
8F22 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
8F22 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
8F23 - Brother, Can you Spare me Two dimes?
8F23 - Brother, Can you Spare me Two dimes?
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
8F24 - Kamp Krusty
8F24 - Kamp Krusty
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
This is because of the Streetcar song badmouthing New Orleans in the previous episode.
9F01 - Homer the Heretic
This is because of the Streetcar song badmouthing New Orleans in the previous episode.
9F01 - Homer the Heretic
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
9F03 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
9F03 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
For some reason Mrs. Krabappel makes Marge write lines on the black board over Bart's Misbehaviour. Marge comments on how her doing the lines helps Bart.
9F03 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
For some reason Mrs. Krabappel makes Marge write lines on the black board over Bart's Misbehaviour. Marge comments on how her doing the lines helps Bart.
9F03 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
9F05 - Marge gets a Job
9F05 - Marge gets a Job
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
9F06 - New Kid on the Block
9F06 - New Kid on the Block
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
9F07 - Mr. Plow
9F07 - Mr. Plow
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
9F08 - Lisa's First Word
9F08 - Lisa's First Word
I WILL NOT DRINK COFFEE
As the lines go on, they become more and more illegible.
9F09 - Homer's Triple Bypass
As the lines go on, they become more and more illegible.
9F09 - Homer's Triple Bypass
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail
9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
9F11 - Selma's Choice
9F11 - Selma's Choice
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPE IS NOT A FRISBEE
9F12 - Brother from the Same Planet
9F12 - Brother from the Same Planet
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
9F13 - I Love Lisa
9F13 - I Love Lisa
GOLDFISH DONT BOUNCE
9F14 - Duffless
9F14 - Duffless
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
9F15 - Last Exit to Springfield
9F15 - Last Exit to Springfield
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
9F16 - The Front
9F16 - The Front
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
9F17 - So it's Come Down to this: A Simpsons Clip Show
1F17 - Lisa's Rival
In the latter episode, the text is all on one line rather than two.
9F17 - So it's Come Down to this: A Simpsons Clip Show
1F17 - Lisa's Rival
In the latter episode, the text is all on one line rather than two.
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
9F18 - Whacking Day
9F18 - Whacking Day
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISION FOR THE BATHROOM
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
The Simpsons had just lost an Emmy to Claymation Easter.
9F21 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
The Simpsons had just lost an Emmy to Claymation Easter.
9F21 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
THE CAFETARIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
9F22 - Cape Feare
9F22 - Cape Feare
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
Lines get increasingly indented.
1F07 - The Last Temptation of Homer
Lines get increasingly indented.
1F07 - The Last Temptation of Homer
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET ATTENTION
1F08 - $pringfield (or how I learned to stop worrying and love legalised Gambling)
1F08 - $pringfield (or how I learned to stop worrying and love legalised Gambling)
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSITUTE TEACHERS
1F09 - Homer the Vigilante
1F09 - Homer the Vigilante
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINTERGARTEN TURTLE
1F10 - Homer and Apu
1F10 - Homer and Apu
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY THE ONE-ARMED MAN
1F11 - Bart Gets Famous
2F07 - Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequcy
1F11 - Bart Gets Famous
2F07 - Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequcy
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders
1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
1F15 - Bart Gets an Elephant
1F15 - Bart Gets an Elephant
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH "HAIL SATAN"
1F16 - Burns' Heir
1F16 - Burns' Heir
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
This was the 100th Episode
1F18 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
This was the 100th Episode
1F18 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
1F19 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
1F19 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
1F20 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
1F20 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
1F21 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
1F21 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
1F22 - Bart of Darkness
1F22 - Bart of Darkness
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR
2F01 - Itchy and Scratchy Land
2F01 - Itchy and Scratchy Land
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
2F04 - Bart's Girlfriend
2F04 - Bart's Girlfriend
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
2F05 - Lisa on Ice
2F05 - Lisa on Ice
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
2F06 - Homer Badman
2F06 - Homer Badman
RALPH WONT "MORPH" IF I SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
2F08 - Fear of Flying
2F08 - Fear of Flying
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
2F09 - Homer the Great
2F09 - Homer the Great
"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
2F10 - And Maggie Makes Three
2F10 - And Maggie Makes Three
CURSIVE DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
2F11 - Bart's Comet
2F11 - Bart's Comet
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFHOLDING
2F12 - Homie the Clown
2F12 - Homie the Clown
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
2F13 - Bart vs. Australia
2F13 - Bart vs. Australia
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
2F14 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma
2F14 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
2F15 - Lisa's Wedding
2F15 - Lisa's Wedding
THIS IS NOT A CLUE ... OR IS IT?
This is a reference to the contest that would be running after the episode aired.
2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
This is a reference to the contest that would be running after the episode aired.
2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOT SATANISM
2F17 - Radioactive Man
2F17 - Radioactive Man
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
2F18 - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
2F18 - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
2F19 - The PTA Disbands
2F19 - The PTA Disbands
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
This is a reference about the conclusion of Who Shot Mr. Burns.
2F20 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
This is a reference about the conclusion of Who Shot Mr. Burns.
2F20 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
2F21 - The Springfield Connection
2F21 - The Springfield Connection
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
2F22 - The Lemon of Troy
2F22 - The Lemon of Troy
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
2F32 - 'Round Springfield
2F32 - 'Round Springfield
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
Quite obviously, Bart has abbreviated on Abbreviations.
2F33 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
Quite obviously, Bart has abbreviated on Abbreviations.
2F33 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
AABF18 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily
AABF18 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
3F02 - Bart Sells His Soul
3F02 - Bart Sells His Soul
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
3F03 - Lisa the Vegetarian
3F03 - Lisa the Vegetarian
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
3F05 - King Size Homer
3F05 - King Size Homer
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
3F07 - Marge Be Not Proud
3F07 - Marge Be Not Proud
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
3F08 - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
3F08 - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
3F10 - Team Homer
3F10 - Team Homer
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
3F23 - You Only Move Twice
3F23 - You Only Move Twice
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
3F31 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
3F31 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
Referencing the episodes content about aliens
3G01 - The Springfield Files
Referencing the episodes content about aliens
3G01 - The Springfield Files
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
3G02 - Lisa's Sax
3G02 - Lisa's Sax
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHERS PROZAC
3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala<Annoyed Grunt>Cious
3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala<Annoyed Grunt>Cious
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
3G04 - Simpson Tide
3G04 - Simpson Tide
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS
While watching Nelson torment Groundskeeper Willie, Lisa accidentally laughs. Mr. Largo makes Lisa write lines on several blackboards, Nelson advises her to use the deal with the five chalks to get done five times as fast.
4F01 - Lisa's Date With Density
While watching Nelson torment Groundskeeper Willie, Lisa accidentally laughs. Mr. Largo makes Lisa write lines on several blackboards, Nelson advises her to use the deal with the five chalks to get done five times as fast.
4F01 - Lisa's Date With Density
I AM NOT MY OWN LONG LOST TWIN
4F03 - The Homer They Fall
4F03 - The Homer They Fall
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
4F08 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
4F08 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
4F16 - The Canine Mutiny
4F16 - The Canine Mutiny
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
5F01 - The Cartridge Family
5F01 - The Cartridge Family
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
5F03 - Bart Star
5F03 - Bart Star
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
5F05 - Lisa the Skeptic
5F05 - Lisa the Skeptic
THERE WAS NOT A ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
5F06 - Realty Bites
5F06 - Realty Bites
RUDOLPH'S NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL RELATED
5F07 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
5F07 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
Placed where the Couch Gag normally is. Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie run in to find Bart writing lines.
5F09 - Trash of the Titans
Placed where the Couch Gag normally is. Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie run in to find Bart writing lines.
5F09 - Trash of the Titans
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
5F10 - The Last Temptation of Krust
5F10 - The Last Temptation of Krust
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
5F12 - Dumbbell Idenmity
5F12 - Dumbbell Idenmity
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
5F13 - This Little Wiggy
5F13 - This Little Wiggy
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
5F14 - The Trouble With Trillions
5F14 - The Trouble With Trillions
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
5F17 - Lost Our Lisa
5F17 - Lost Our Lisa
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
5F18 - Natural Born Kissers
5F18 - Natural Born Kissers
BUTT.BUTT IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
5F19 - When You Dish Upon A Star
5F19 - When You Dish Upon A Star
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
5F21 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
5F21 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
5F23 - The Joy of Sect
5F23 - The Joy of Sect
THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IX
Bart paints it on the board with red paint or blood.
AABF01 - Treehouse of Horror IX
Bart paints it on the board with red paint or blood.
AABF01 - Treehouse of Horror IX
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
AABF02 - D'oh'in in the Wind
AABF02 - D'oh'in in the Wind
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
AABF03 - Lisa Gets an "A"
AABF03 - Lisa Gets an "A"
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
AABF04 - Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
AABF04 - Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
"THE PRESIDENT DID IT" IS NOT AN EXCUSE
AABF05 - Mayoured to the Mob
AABF05 - Mayoured to the Mob
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
AABF06 - Viva Ned Flanders
AABF06 - Viva Ned Flanders
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
AABF07 - Wild Bart's Cant Be Broken
AABF07 - Wild Bart's Cant Be Broken
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
AABF08 - Sunday Cruddy Sunday
AABF08 - Sunday Cruddy Sunday
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
AABF09 - Homer to the Max
AABF09 - Homer to the Max
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
AABF10 - Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
AABF10 - Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
AABF11 - I'm With Cupid
AABF11 - I'm With Cupid
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
AABF13 - Maximum Homerdrive
AABF13 - Maximum Homerdrive
I CAN NOT ABSOLVE SINS
AABF14 - Simpsons Bible Stories
AABF14 - Simpsons Bible Stories
D+
I WILL NOT DEFACE
When Bart is caught defacing the Pharohs (Principal Skinner) tomb, he is told to write (well, actually, chisel) lines on a blackboard. Chippings can be seen on the floor.
AABF14 - Simpsons Bible Stories
I WILL NOT DEFACE
When Bart is caught defacing the Pharohs (Principal Skinner) tomb, he is told to write (well, actually, chisel) lines on a blackboard. Chippings can be seen on the floor.
AABF14 - Simpsons Bible Stories
A TRAINED CHIMP COULD NOT TEACH GYM
AABF15 - Mom and Pop Art
AABF15 - Mom and Pop Art
LOOSE TEETH DONT NEED MY HELP
AABF16 - Old Man and the "C" Student
AABF16 - Old Man and the "C" Student
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
AABF17 - Monty Cant Buy Me Love
AABF17 - Monty Cant Buy Me Love
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
AABF19 - E-I-E-I-<Annoyed Grunt>
AABF19 - E-I-E-I-<Annoyed Grunt>
I'M SO VERY TIRED
AABF20 - 30 Minutes Over Tokyo
AABF20 - 30 Minutes Over Tokyo
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
PORK IS NOT A VERB
AABF22 - Brother's Little Helper
AABF22 - Brother's Little Helper
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
AABF23 - Beyong Blunderdome
AABF23 - Beyong Blunderdome
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
BABF02 - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
BABF02 - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
BABF03 - Eight Misbehavin'
BABF03 - Eight Misbehavin'
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
BABF04 - Little Big Mom
BABF04 - Little Big Mom
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
BABF05 - Take My Wife, Sleaze
BABF05 - Take My Wife, Sleaze
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
BABF06 - Faith Off
BABF06 - Faith Off
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBay
BABF07 - Grift of the Magi
BABF07 - Grift of the Magi
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
After Lisa is caught doing Maths in class, she is told to write lines on the chalkboard. Bart walks in and finds it ironic that it's Lisa in trouble and not him. Lisa eventually finds the truth behind what's going on with the school.
BABF07 - Grift of the Magi
After Lisa is caught doing Maths in class, she is told to write lines on the chalkboard. Bart walks in and finds it ironic that it's Lisa in trouble and not him. Lisa eventually finds the truth behind what's going on with the school.
BABF07 - Grift of the Magi
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
BABF08 - The Mansion Family
BABF08 - The Mansion Family
SUBSTITUE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
BABF09 - Saddlesore Galactica
BABF09 - Saddlesore Galactica
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
BABF10 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
BABF10 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
BABF11 - Missionary Impossible
BABF11 - Missionary Impossible
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
BABF12 - Pygmoelian
BABF12 - Pygmoelian
"NON-FLAMMABLE" IS NOT A CHALLENGE
BABF13 - Bart to the Future
BABF13 - Bart to the Future
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
BABF14 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
BABF14 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
I WILL NOT DANCE ON ANYONE'S GRAVE
BABF15 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
BABF15 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
BABF16 - Kill the Alligator and Run
BABF16 - Kill the Alligator and Run
I WILL NOT SURPRISE THE INCONTINENT
BABF17 - Insane Clown Poppy
BABF17 - Insane Clown Poppy
I CANNOT HIRE A SUBSTITUTE STUDENT
BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
I WILL NOT OBEY THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
BABF19 - Behind the Laughter
NETWORK TV IS NOT DEAD
BABF22 - HOMЯ
BABF22 - HOMЯ
I AM NOT THE ACTING PRESIDENT
CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger
CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger
I WILL ONLY PROVIDE A URINE SAMPLE WHEN ASKED
CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
THE NURSE IS NOT DEALING
CABF03 - The Great Money Caper
CABF03 - The Great Money Caper
I WAS NOT THE SIXTH BEATLE
CABF04 - Homer vs. Dignity
CABF04 - Homer vs. Dignity
I WILL NOT "LET THE DOGS OUT"
CABF05 - Pokey Mom
CABF05 - Pokey Mom
SCIENCE CLASS SHOULD NOT END IN TRAGEDY
CABF06 - Skinner's Sense of Snow
CABF06 - Skinner's Sense of Snow
I AIN'T NOT A DORKUS
After Principal Skinner is overpowered Bart makes HIM write lines on the chalkboard. Principal Skinner complains that he's getting a cramp in his wrist, but Bart having done it hundreds of times before, states that is wrist sounds like a cement mixer.
CABF06 - Skinner's Sense of Snow
After Principal Skinner is overpowered Bart makes HIM write lines on the chalkboard. Principal Skinner complains that he's getting a cramp in his wrist, but Bart having done it hundreds of times before, states that is wrist sounds like a cement mixer.
CABF06 - Skinner's Sense of Snow
I WILL NOT PUBLISH THE PRINCIPALS CREDIT REPORT
CABF07 - Tennis the Menace
CABF07 - Tennis the Menace
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICATION
CABF07 - Worst Episode Ever
CABF07 - Worst Episode Ever
"TEMPTATION ISLAND" WAS NOT A SLEAZY PIECE OF CRAP
CABF09 - Hungry, Hungry, Homer
CABF09 - Hungry, Hungry, Homer
THE HAMSTER DID NOT HAVE "A FULL LIFE"
CABF10 - Day of the Jackanapes
CABF10 - Day of the Jackanapes
I WILL NOT SCARE THE VICE PRESIDENT
CABF11 - Bye, Bye Nerdie
CABF11 - Bye, Bye Nerdie
I WILL NOT BUY A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
CABF12 - New Kids on the Blecch
CABF12 - New Kids on the Blecch
I WILL NOT FLUSH EVIDENCE
CABF13 - Simpson Safari
CABF13 - Simpson Safari
FIRE IS NOT THE CLEANSER
CABF14 - Trilogy of Error
CABF14 - Trilogy of Error
GENETICS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
CABF15 - I'm Goin' to Priaseland
CABF15 - I'm Goin' to Priaseland
TODAY IS NOT MOTHRA'S DAY
CABF16 - Children of a Lesser Clod
CABF16 - Children of a Lesser Clod
I SHOULD NOT BE TWENTY-ONE BY NOW
CABF17 - Simpsons Tall Tales
CABF17 - Simpsons Tall Tales
FUN DOES NOT HAVE A SIZE
CABF18 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
CABF18 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
A BURP IN A JAR IS NOT A SCIENCE PROJECT
CABF20 - Homer the Moe
CABF20 - Homer the Moe
I AM NOT CHARLIE BROWN ON ACID
CABF21 - The Blunder Years
CABF21 - The Blunder Years
NOBODY READS THESE ANYMORE
CABF22 - The Parent Rap
CABF22 - The Parent Rap
I DO NOT HAVE A CEREAL NAMED AFTER ME
DABF02 - She of Little Faith
DABF02 - She of Little Faith
I WIL NOT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME BUTTERFINGERS
DABF04 - Half Decent Proposal
DABF04 - Half Decent Proposal
THE GIVING TREE IS NOT A CHUMP
DABF06 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
DABF06 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
MAKING MILHOUSE CRY IS NOT A SCIENCE PROJECT
DABF07 - The Lasted Gun in the West
DABF07 - The Lasted Gun in the West
VAMPIRE IS NOT A CAREER CHOICE
DABF08 - Tales From the Public Domain
DABF08 - Tales From the Public Domain
FISH DO NOT LIKE COFFEE
DABF20 - Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade
DABF20 - Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade
MLILHOUSE DID NOT TEST COOTIE POSITIVE
DABF21 - Helter Shelter
DABF21 - Helter Shelter
THISE SCHOOL DOESN'T NEED A "REGIME CHANGE"
EABF04 - Strong Arms of the Ma
EABF04 - Strong Arms of the Ma
SPONGEBOB IS NOT A CONTRACEPTIVE
EABF06 - Pray Anything
EABF06 - Pray Anything
MY PEN IS NOT A BOOGER LAUNCHER
EABF14 - Old Yeller Belly
EABF14 - Old Yeller Belly
SANDWICHES SHOULD NOT CONTAIN SAND
EABF16 - The Bart of War
EABF16 - The Bart of War
OVER FOURTY & SINGLE IS NOT FUNNY
FABF01 - Today I'm a Clown
FABF01 - Today I'm a Clown
I WILL NOT SPECULATE HOW HOT THE TEACHER USED TO BE
FABF08 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
FABF08 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
POKING A DEAD RACOON IS NOT RESEARCH
FABF22 - She Used to be My Girl
FABF22 - She Used to be My Girl
BEER IN A MILK CARTON IS NOT MILK
GABF05 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
GABF05 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
A BOOGER IS NOT A BOOKMARK
GABF15 - Home Away from Homer
GABF15 - Home Away from Homer
DOES ANY KID STILL DO THIS ANYMORE
GABF18 - Bonfire of the Manatee's
GABF18 - Bonfire of the Manatee's
I AM NOT SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT
HABF03 - Homer's Paternity Coot
HABF03 - Homer's Paternity Coot
THE TEACHER WAS NOT DUMPED -- IT WAS MUTUAL
HABF04 - We're on the Road to D'ohwere
HABF04 - We're on the Road to D'ohwere
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
The Gag, along with the entire intro sequence is live action
HABF08 - Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
The Gag, along with the entire intro sequence is live action
HABF08 - Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
I WILL NOT FLIP THE CLASSROOM UPSIDE DOWN
Naturally, the room and Bart are upside down
HABF09 - Million Dollar Abie
Naturally, the room and Bart are upside down
HABF09 - Million Dollar Abie
I WILL NOT LEAK THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE
HABF13 - Regarding Margie
HABF13 - Regarding Margie
HAVE A NICE SUMMER EVERYONE
HABF16 - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
HABF16 - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
A BABY BEAT ME UP
HABF20 - Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em
HABF20 - Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em
WE ARE NOT NAKED UNDER OUR CLOTHES
HABF21 - G. I. <Annoyed Grunt>
HABF21 - G. I. <Annoyed Grunt>
FRANKINSENSE IS NOT A MONSTER
JABF01 - Kill Gil (Volumes One and Two)
JABF01 - Kill Gil (Volumes One and Two)
SO LONG SUCKERS
JABF04 - Little Big Girl
JABF04 - Little Big Girl
GLOBAL WARMING DID NOT EAT MY HOMEWORK
JABF06 - Homerazzi
JABF06 - Homerazzi
PEARLS ARE NOT OYSTER BARF
JABF12 - Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
JABF12 - Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
I WILL NOT LOOK UP WHAT TEACHER MAKES
JABF13 - Crook and Ladder
JABF13 - Crook and Ladder
THE PILGRIMS WERE NOT ILLEGAL ALIENS
JABF17 - Husbands and Knives
JABF17 - Husbands and Knives
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL IS BETTER THAN EVER
JABF18 - Hover of Seville
JABF18 - Hover of Seville
I AM NOT AN FDIC INSURED BANK
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
I WILL NOT WAIT 20 YEARS TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE
JABF20 - He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
JABF20 - He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS iPODDY
JABF22 - Little Orphan Millie
JABF22 - Little Orphan Millie
THE CAPITAL OF MONTANA IS NOT "HANNAH"
KABF02 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
KABF02 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
TEACHER DID NOT PAY TOO MUCH FOR HER CONDO
KABF03 - E. Pluribus Wiggum
KABF03 - E. Pluribus Wiggum
THE ART TEACHER IS FAT, NOT PREGNANT
KABF06 - The Debarted
KABF06 - The Debarted
A PERSON'S A PERSON NO MATTER HOW RALPH
KABF10 - Apocalypse Cow
KABF10 - Apocalypse Cow
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT MEDIEVAL
KABF12 - Mona Leaves-a
KABF12 - Mona Leaves-a
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "ROCTOBER"
KABF14 - Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
KABF14 - Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
I DID NOT SEE TEACHER SIPHONING GAS
KABF18 - Dangerous Curves
KABF18 - Dangerous Curves
PROPSERITY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
KABF20 - Mypods and Boomsticks
KABF20 - Mypods and Boomsticks
JESUS IS NOT MAD HIS BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS
KABF21 - The Burns and the Bees
KABF21 - The Burns and the Bees
I WILL NOT USE PERMENANT INK ON THE CHALKBOARD
KABF22 - Lisa the Drama Queen
KABF22 - Lisa the Drama Queen
HDTV IS WORTH EVERY CENT
LABF01 - Take My Life Please
LABF01 - Take My Life Please
"MARCH MADNESS" IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR MISSING SCHOOL
LABF02 - How the Test Was Won
LABF02 - How the Test Was Won
I WILL NOT HAVE FUN WITH EDUCATIONAL TOYS
LABF03 - No Loan Again, Naturally
LABF03 - No Loan Again, Naturally
MY PIGGY BANK IS NOT ENTITLED TO TARP FUNDS
LABF05 - Wedding for Disaster
LABF05 - Wedding for Disaster
I WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF TEACHERS OUTDATED CELLPHONE
LABF07 - The Good, The Sad and the Drugly
LABF07 - The Good, The Sad and the Drugly
I WILL NOT PUT HOT SAUCE IN THE CPR DUMMY
LABF08 - Father Knows Worst
LABF08 - Father Knows Worst
FOUR LEAF CLOVERS ARE NOT MUTANT FREAKS
LABF11 - In the Name of the Grandfather
LABF11 - In the Name of the Grandfather
IT'S "FACEBOOK" NOT "ASSBOOK"
LABF12 - Coming to Homerica
LABF12 - Coming to Homerica
THE CLASS HAMSTER ISN'T JUST SLEEPING
LABF13 - Homer the Whopper
LABF13 - Homer the Whopper
CHALKBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE
LABF15 - Bart Gets a Z
LABF15 - Bart Gets a Z
I AM NOT ALLERGIC TO LONG DIVISION
LABF16 - The Great Wife Hope
LABF16 - The Great Wife Hope
I DO NOT HAVE THE HOTS FOR MY MOM
LABF17 - The Devil Wears Nada
LABF17 - The Devil Wears Nada
HALLOWEEN DOES NOT KICK THANKSGIVING'S ASS
LABF18 - Pranks and Greens
LABF18 - Pranks and Greens
TEACHER'S UNIONS ARE NOT RUNNING THIS COUNTRY
LABF19 - Rednecks and Boomsticks
LABF19 - Rednecks and Boomsticks
THE WORLD MAY END IN 2012, BUT THIS SHOW WONT
LABF20 - Once Upon a Time in Springfield
LABF20 - Once Upon a Time in Springfield
WORLD WAR II COULD NOT BEAT UP WORLD WAR I
MABF07 - Stealing First Base
MABF07 - Stealing First Base
HOT DOGS ARE NOT BOOKMARKS
MABF08 - American History X-Cellent
MABF08 - American History X-Cellent
THIS COUNTS AS ART AND GYM CLASS
MABF09 - Chief of Hearts
MABF09 - Chief of Hearts
BATMAN IS NOT "NOTHING" WITHOUT HIS UTIILITY BELT
MABF11 - The Bob Next Door
MABF11 - The Bob Next Door
EATING MY VEGETABLES IS NOT A MOTHERS DAY PRESENT
MABF13 - Moe Letter Blues
MABF13 - Moe Letter Blues
THE END OF "LOST" WAS ALL THE DOGS DREAM. WATCH US.
MABF15 - Judge Me Tender
MABF15 - Judge Me Tender
I DID NOT SEE THE TEACHER APPLYING FOR WELFARE
MABF17 - Loan-a Lisa
MABF17 - Loan-a Lisa
I MUST NOT WRITE ALL OVER THE WALLS
Naturally, Bart has written in chalk all over the walls
MABF18 - MoneyBART
Naturally, Bart has written in chalk all over the walls
MABF18 - MoneyBART
CANDY CANES ARE NOT ELF BONES
MABF19 - Donnie Fatso
MABF19 - Donnie Fatso
WHEN I FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS IT WAS NOT TO HELP LEO DICAPRIO
MABF21 - Elementary School Musical
MABF21 - Elementary School Musical
"A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING" IS AS GOOD AS "A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS"
NABF02 - How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?
NABF02 - How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window?
JANUARY IS NOT BART HISTORY MONTH
NABF03 - Moms I'd Like to Forget
NABF03 - Moms I'd Like to Forget
PRINCE IS NOT THE SON OF MARTIN LUTHER KING
NABF05 - Homer the Father
NABF05 - Homer the Father
I WILL NOT MAKE FUN OF CUPID'S DINK
NABF06 - The Blue and The Grey
NABF06 - The Blue and The Grey
"DAYLIGHT SAVINGS" IS NOT A FAILED BANK
NABF09 - A Midsummers Nice Dream
NABF09 - A Midsummers Nice Dream
I WILL NOT RIDICULE TEACHER'S FINAL FOUR BRACKET
NABF10 - Love is Many a Strangled Thing
NABF10 - Love is Many a Strangled Thing
I'M A GROWN MAN WHO IS AFRAID OF HIS OWN SON
NABF10 - Love is Many a Strangled Thing
NABF10 - Love is Many a Strangled Thing
I DO NOT DESERVE A MOTHER'S DAY GIFT FOR BEING ONE "BAD ASS MOTHER"
NABF13 - Homer Scissorhands
NABF13 - Homer Scissorhands
GUINEA PIGS SHOULD NOT BE USED AS "GUINEA PIGS"
NABF14 - 500 Keys
NABF14 - 500 Keys
IT'S NOT TOO EARLY TO SPECULATE ABOUT THE 2016 ELECTION
NABF17 - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
NABF17 - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
CAFETERIA TRAYS ARE NOT TOBOGGANS
NABF18 - Holidays of Future Passed
NABF18 - Holidays of Future Passed
IT'S NOVEMBER 6TH WHY AREN'T WE AIRING A HALLOWEEN SHOW?
NABF21 - Replaceable You
NABF21 - Replaceable You
"CAUCUS" IS NOT A DIRTY WORD
PABF02 - The Ten Per-Cent Solution
PABF02 - The Ten Per-Cent Solution
TINTIN DID NOT SUCKSUCK
PABF03 - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson
PABF03 - Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson
I WILL NOT ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE
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